WHICH DOWNTON ABBEY CHARACTER ARE YOU?
Take the new Downton Abbey Quiz and find out whether you’re upstairs or downstairs!
At the end of a long, tiring day, you prefer to
A. Retire to your room to talk over your love life with your maid while applying generous amounts of hand cream
B. Call for Branson to bring round the car while looking forward to getting into your nightgown and reading Trollope in bed
C. Enjoy a last, meditative snifter alone
D. Concoct further spoils and stratagems with your partner in crime
E. Make sure everything is ready for breakfast in the morning
If you found yourself unexpectedly all alone in the Abbey you would
A. Take the opportunity to clean the second-best silver
B. Short-sheet all the beds in the family bedrooms
C. Poke around the little drawers in Lord Grantham’s writing desk
D. Go around and visit some of the poorer tenants before coming home to rearrange your snuff boxes
E. Stare out a window and think how boring your life is
Your secret life’s wish is
A. To see your biggest rival tried, sentenced, and hung by the neck until dead
B. To be named a marquis
C. Indoor refrigeration
D. To have your spouse discovered to have been only “mostly” dead
E. To return by time-machine to the sanity of the Victorian Era
Your favorite play, film, or television serial is
A. Upstairs, Downstairs
B. Macbeth
C. Pride and Prejudice
D. Miss Marple
E. Debrett’s Peerage (does that count?)
Your idea of the perfect day is
A. Scoring at least five verbal zingers before dusk
B. The satisfaction of having served your employer to the utmost of your capabilities
C. Finding out that the man (woman) that your sister (brother) is in love with is really in love with you
D. Taking it out on someone for no reason whatsoever
E. A hunt or shoot, followed by tea outdoors, followed by a nap, followed by a fine dinner, bed
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So, which Downton Abbey character are you?
Actually, it doesn’t matter. What’s interesting is the fact that we like to take these kinds of quizzes in the first place. Why do we like to do so? Why do we like to identify with fictional characters, imagining ourselves living their lives?
Why, in other words, do comic book and fantasy fans go to the annual ComicCon convention in San Diego dressed as their favorite characters from Lord of the Rings or Marvel?
Why, indeed, do children play dress-up and other games in which they lose themselves in fictional worlds?
What is the point of all this play?
This is one of the questions I am considering in my new book, The Happiness Plot, otherwise titled, The Odd Predicament of Being a Teller of Tales in an Age Which Has Lost Its Story, coming soon.
Meanwhile, I’d love to hear your thoughts on the question I raise.
The image above reproduced courtesy of PBS Masterpiece.